Dear Fellow Americans:
Make no mistake about it, the campaign season is in full swing. As you know, I recently announced my candidacy for President of the United States of America. However, it will not come easy. I am writing you personally to ask for your support. My volunteer computer guy, a young man I know from church, should have a donation button on the site soon so you can make a financial contribution fast and easy. He should be back from a missionary trip by the end of the month, so please check back. Until then, just open up a new checking account with me as a co-signor, and I’ll write a check to myself when I need the money.