Gays are weird.

Dear Fellow Americans:

Make no mistake about it, the campaign season is in full swing.  As you know, I recently announced my candidacy for President of the United States of America.  However, it will not come easy.  I am writing you personally to ask for your support.  My volunteer computer guy, a young man I know from church, should have a donation button on the site soon so you can make a financial contribution fast and easy.  He should be back from a missionary trip by the end of the month, so please check back.  Until then, just open up a new checking account with me as a co-signor, and I’ll write a check to myself when I need the money.



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